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Top 28 Qualities of Husband Material by Joro Olumofin

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How to Identify HUSBAND MATERIAL (HM) according to relationship expert, Joro Olumofin.

Checkout the qualities below;

1⃣Any guy who has suggested at least Church or Bible study date is HM ( Propose to Him)
2⃣ If his whatsapp doesn’t show ✅ when a message comes in he’s not HM
3⃣Any guy who won’t give you his last piece of meat or let you take extra spoons from his ice cream is NOT HM
4⃣ If he chases instagram celebs, plastics girls with 46 inch Brazilian hair, 6 inch nails who have “berry,cherry,Barbie,Velvet,doll” as their IG name hes not HM
5⃣ If he leaves his phone open, no password or locks, he’s HM
6⃣If he shares an apartment with more than 3 other guys is not HM
7⃣ Any guy whose phone is constantly on silent. No ringer or vibration is not HM
9⃣ If he doesn’t have a 9-5 job or a defined job but calls himself a CEO he’s not HM
🔟 Any guy who has untidy / dirty beard is not a HM (RUN)
1⃣1⃣ If he has more than 10 body counts he’s not HM
1⃣2⃣ He must know how to make at least indomie, Rice, yam, stew and plantain
1⃣3⃣ If he has more than 2 Baby mamas he’s not HM
1⃣4⃣ If he gives you his atm card , cheque book freely he’s HM
1⃣5⃣ 🍆 If he can not go more than 7 rounds in one day he’s definitely not HM ( Propose to Him)
1⃣6️⃣If he has more than 6 bank accounts with no Money he’s not HM
1⃣7️⃣If he doesn’t condone unplanned visit to his place he’s not HM
1⃣8️⃣If he has been to moremi hall, Redeemers or Babcock University more than 5 times this year he’s not HM ( RUN)
1️⃣9️⃣If he’s owing night clubs money or borrows car, tooth brush he’s not HM
2⃣0️⃣If he’s willing to father a single mothers child and marry her he’s HM
2⃣1️⃣If he hides you from his friends, family, Pastor he’s not HM
2⃣2️⃣ If he always has a table at the club every Friday he’s not HM
2⃣3️⃣If he likes or comments on more than 15 ladies picture per day on IG he’s not HM
2⃣4️⃣ he asks you to borrow him less than 20k he’s not HM
2⃣5️⃣If he takes you to the cinema and doesn’t buy ordinary pop corn he’s not HM
2⃣6️⃣ If he doesn’t have a single Christian song on his phone he’s not HM
2⃣7️⃣If he talks negatively about his ex he’s not HM
2⃣8️⃣If he’s above 35 and has not committed he’s a chronic player not HM

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