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Top 14 Funny Things That Took Me 30 Years To Learn

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There are just something’s about this life that we just can’t learn before we are 30. Here is a compilation of top 14 things that took me 30 years to learn. And Yesh, its funny. Enjoy.
1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

  1. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

  2. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

  3. You should not confuse your career with your life.

  4. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

  5. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

  6. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

  7. Never lick a steak knife.

  8. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

  9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

  10. “The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

  11. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

  12. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

  13. Your friends love you anyway.

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