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Gimba Kakanda shares how Bukola Saraki is an ‘Illuminati’ agent

Gimba Kakanda shares how Bukola Saraki is an 'Illuminati' agent kikiotolu

Nigerian essayist and fiction writer, Gimba Kakanda shares a thread on twitter where he claims Nigerian senate president Bukola Saraki is an Illuminati agent.

According to him, ‘Saraki was always smooth. Once he identified a threat, he cast his Illuminati spell to neutralize it. It’s how he got his fellow senators to be submissive. However many of his colleagues know about his spiritual powers, and so they avoid his gaze’.

Gimba however ended the thread by saying, ‘If you believe this, I’ll advise you to first quietly mail your certificates back to the schools that gave them to you. You clearly don’t deserve them. Shebi you see that we all can write nonsense’.

Read below;

I know a lot of you don’t know the Senate President, Bukola Saraki, beyond the media. He seems like a normal person, but if you’ve watched him closely, you would’ve noticed that he closes one eye too often. Why? Saraki is an Illuminati agent. It’s a thread!

Those of us who knew Saraki’s Illuminati background are hardly shocked by how he outsmarted every politician from his father to President Buhari. Of course it’s not ordinary. You don’t need any proof. Use your Number 6. Think!

After the elections, the CPC and ACN blocs of APC invited Saraki to a meeting. “We don’t want you as Senate President,” they said. Saraki paused, stood up gently, and chanted, “Novus Ordo Seclorum.” They froze. “What did you say?” Saraki asked.
“Nothing, nothing,” they stammered.

These CPC and ACN errand boys who met Saraki became his supporters from that night. Everyone in APC was shocked. Our journalists who had interviewed those men in the past couldn’t connect the dots. It didn’t make sense to them.

What Saraki did from that point was the move of an Illuminati master. He visited his senator friends one after the other to appeal to them to support him. All the ones he got to look at with one eye closed while chanting “Novus Ordo Seclorum,” ended up supporting him.

Saraki was alway smooth. Once he identified a threat, he cast his Illuminati spell to neutralize it. It’s how he got his fellow senators to be submissive. However many of his colleagues know about his spiritual powers, and so they avoid his gaze. Guess who told them. Tinubu!

Tinubu too is an Illuminati agent, that’s why the war was tough for Saraki. Tinubu was always quick to reveal Saraki’s secret. It’s the reason Fashola and others didn’t look Saraki straight in the eyes when they were being screened as Ministers. They knew about his powers.

Why do you think Hamid Ali was avoiding the Senate? Why do you think the Inspector-General of Police was also afraid? Because they got scared when Tinubu told them about it. That’s also how Danladi Umar of CCT trial was neutralized. He was forming gangster until Saraki got him.

Supreme Court justices were the easiest for Saraki. He invited them for tea, one after the other, a day to the judgement in his asset declaration trial. He got to look into their eyes, and took possession of their mind. The next day, they unanimously acquitted him of wrong-doing.

Since you’re yet make sense of how Saraki got Buhari’s kinsman, Lawal Daura, to do his bidding, this is how it happened. Unlike the Customs and Police bosses, the DSS boss was naive. He looked into Saraki’s eyes, and lost control of himself. And the rest, as they say, is history.

If you believe this, I’ll advise you to first quietly mail your certificates back to the schools that gave them to you. You clearly don’t deserve them. Shebi you see that we all can write nonsense! 🙄

Updated: August 8, 2018 — 5:00 pm

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